Cool
Thank you
My admiration
We were not met yesterday
You didn't have to say it
You really see me in this light?
I really am an honest man...
Brother Shui, you have to keep the secret for me
Yes, if I leak it out
I will be quartered, disemboweled, and...
That's too cruel
I will bite on my own tongue if I leak it out
Then I said to her
Now there is a buyer with a better offer
Of course you should sell
She said she was worried that with the flat sold
It was not so easy to find a new one
Then I said to her
You can go to stay with a friend for a few days
It actually is quite simple, right?
Chi, how come I had not heard you mention about selling your flat
It was decided yesterday
The buyer needs it so urgently?
Yes...or she wouldn't have to move her things out
Chi
You go to the furniture store with me Tomorrow
Buying new furniture again?
There is only one bed in Yuk's room
But there are two of them
That's good
Help...
Sister Mary, thank you
Silly girl, come on
Let me help you take your stuff in
Come on... Thank you
Thank you, Brother Shui
Shui
You be honest and tell me the truth
What actually has happened?
Let us share the bed for the night
Sister Yuk, I really am sorry
What? What is it?
Brother Shui, what happened?
He bit on his own tongue
Yes...
You bit on your own tongue, so it means...
I am sorry
You mean it? Even your toe hurts?
I am sorry...
It is all right, durian is delicious
Yes Well, take your time and enjoy!
Yes
Uncle, fire!
You first
I am sorry
Excuse me, Miss, are you all right?
I am fine
No, I mean you have diseases of any son?
I do! AIDS! And you are going to die!
I have not asked for if you are sick
Rascal, and you dared to ask me instead
How very odd, such a coincidence
And it happened to me, really
The pain is worth it
You are back
Auntie Cutie, where is the antiseptic disinfectant?
Shui, isn't it the latest make-up style?
What make-up?
How hip, you are hipper than she is
Look
It is so serious?
Now it looks like a snout, what happened?
It happened to me again
What happened?
When I was coming up the stairs
A very hot girl
I had not seen her before
She is that kind with a good...
When I was passing by her side
She suddenly pounced upon me and kissed me on the lips
That's what happened, really
How did she kiss you?
Some hot kiss indeed
You drew it on yourself?
How would I do such a thing? It was true
Because you are handsome?
I have not said so
A big-mouthed hottie
Pounced upon you and kissed you
You can say so
Who would believe it? Son
But I did have an intimate encounter
Sister, I was on the bus
It was quite bumpy
Then a beautiful woman
She suddenly sat on my lap
It was embarrassing
What a coincidence
You father and son both had an intimate encounter?
Sister, it was true
She dropped her durian on my toe
Because you are handsome
I have not said so
A beautiful woman with durian
She dropped it on your toe all of a sudden
No
She sat on my lap and then dropped her durian on my toe
Who would believe it?
You don't believe your father?
Words from you father and son It really is hard to tell
I don't want to hear about it
But Sister, I was not lying
It really was true
I can't hear you, I don't want to hear it
I can't hear you...
Who is it? A creditor?
Hello? Mom
Yes
Why didn't you call the other number?
No, she is in
Probably in the bathroom
What about this?
I call you back over there
No, I just don't want some outsider to overhear it, bye
Mr Ho
What is it? Mr Ho
Who is the outsider?
That one who never bothers with anything
His wife left him and it has not bothered him
His wife called and he didn't bother to answer it
And he is not bothered by his son's sarcastic words
You know who he is?
Of course I do
Then who is he?
Not me
Then it is me?
Two set breakfast
Tuck in
Two? Yes
Please sit
Two set breakfast
Hi Hi
Yesterday
I mean yesterday did your mom call the other number?
What if she did, what if she didn't?
If she did...
Then I your pa Pa
Leung Chi Shing who sits next to me
He has a mole behind his ear Really?
How come I don't have one?
Silly boy, not everyone has moles
But I have one near my belly button
Yes, I know, now tuck in
You have to go home and do your homework
Why he has to wear eye-glasses and I don't have to?
Why are you so talkative?
You have been talking non-stop Just tuck in
You let him
Father and son should talk about everything
When I was small
I told my pa everything Even about a sore on my toe
That's what is called father and son
Crazy!
So husband and wife all the more should talk about everything
Why ask you son instead?
All right
Mom did call long distance
Your toe was hit by a durian?
You call her and tell her
What exactly do you want?
All right, I shut up
Bill please
Son, pull up at the block ahead
You go to a hooker in broad daylight?
Nonsense, just pull up and let me get off
How troublesome
Come on, here
And you said... Let us go up
What? Go up
You want to drag me in? Come on...
What are you doing?
The one at third floor is good, third floor
We are not johns
We are looking for a bonesetter clinic
Here we are...you remember it?
What?
You remember this place?
This used to be your grandpa's bonesetter clinic
Really?
Yes, even the sign is still here
Ho Kit Bonesetter Clinic
You have been here I have not
What? When you were very small
I used to bring you here almost everyday
Really? Now it seems I have been here
Your grandpa was sought-after
He had more than a hundred patients a day
So he was doing even more brisk business than this establishment
Mind your words
Cut it out
Don't tell me you have not been here
I really have not been here
It is not possible
Not this one
Those fond memories
You asked me to come up here
Just to talk about Grandpa's glory days
Yes
The line went around the block
Yes
But his son cum protegee Ho Ying Biu is a far cry from him
Can you be not so sarcastic just for once?
Sure, I bid you goodbye
You have fun
Come on in, don't have to be shy
What a jerk!
What?
You almost scared me to death
So quick? Your body is not what it used to be
Stop the nonsense
You rascal, you have not changed a bit
When you were small when you saw the stair corner
You liked to pee on the ants
Really? I don't remember
You remember nothing
Except the scene when I was in bed with another woman
Yes, I want to remember it
I want to remember the night when Mom left
I cried all night and wet my bed
I want to remember such a shameful thing
I meant to ask your mom for forgiveness that night
But she didn't give me the chance
She just ran away
If you kids have done something wrong You are given a second chance
But if we adults have done something wrong We are not given a second chance
Forget it, say no more, let us go
No, I won't go
Then what do you want?
Pee, you keep watch for me
Be quick
The ant hill is still there
Of course, when you were small
You were fed the best baby formula
I might be poor
But I have not scrimped on you
So the ants are big and strong
Of course
Pity they won't last the night
Why?
Because you peed on them
You rascal
You are cool
What?
I tease you all day
Yet you still have the mood for food and women
I have kept it down when you are around
You can have your fill very soon
Why?
Mom wants me to emigrate to the States
What?
It is true
I should apply for Certificate of No Criminal Conviction from the police station
Right?
You should think carefully
Your English is so poor
It is not easy to make a living there
What can I do?
I get in your way of going to hookers here
Not exactly, you have helped me save money
You have said yes to your mom?
What do you think about it?
It is good for you
I should have sent you over to go to school there
You would not have become such a failure
No use talking to you! That's it!
Call long distance back when you have time
I am sorry... I am sorry...
Where is No 3?
Just in front
You are...
I remember you, yesterday on the bus...
I really am sorry
I should be the one to say sorry
Buses in Hong Kong are like that
Are the durians good?
They were all eaten
I came from Malaysia
I came here to visit friends
I wanted to try the local bus
But it was crowded and bumpy
I twisted my shoulder
And I dropped my durians on your toe
I really am sorry
It is all right...no big deal
So you are Malaysian Chinese
No wonder you like durians
Well? How is your shoulder?
It is still stiff
So I came here to look for the bonesetter who cured my mom's back
Master Ho Kit
But it turns out he was dead
Yes, for many years
Right, my friend said he has a son Who used to be a cop
But he has become a bonesetter
But my friend said he is not as good
It probably is your friend's prejudice only
I think so too
Master Ho Kit was so good
His son can't be that bad
Of course, it is embarrassing
lam Ho Kit's son Ho Ying Biu
Really? Yes...
So you are Master Ho
Yes...let me take you up to check out your shoulder
Sure...
Come on...it is here...come on
Come on
All right, now move it a bit
Yes, move it a bit
It is not as stiff
A master is a master
Just a few minutes and you have cured it
Please don't say so
You have to keep it from getting wet
And more, no spicy or sour food
Yes
But I like spicy and sour food
Just give them up for the time being
Give them up...
Now we are at it
Luckily I fell on your lap yesterday
If I fell on the floor instead
I might have twisted my back
And that would mean real trouble
Yes... a bad back is an ordeal
I was lucky after all
I like going out
I can go out with a broken arm
But if I twisted my back
I could go nowhere
You were lucky indeed
Here is your medication Take them as directed
Miss Li, why not go down to our club For a cup of tea first?
Sure... Don't stand on ceremony...
It is about time I have to go see my lawyer
Some other time then
Sure...
Could I have a glass of water?
You are thirsty
Let me get you a glass of water
Thank you You make yourself at home
Thank you Ask Miss Li to sit down
Thank you
Master Ho, if my arm is cured
I will give you a plaque as thanks
You don't have to I should
Well Yes
Then thank you
Watch out and legs up
My legs are so straight, look
You are young
Now we are at it
That Malaysian woman is frank and easygoing
You find her quite good too? Sister
Yes
She sat on your lap and now you are tickled
You shut up
She has no husband
It is not impossible
No kidding, she is loaded
How will she care for a poor guy like me?
If it is in your destiny
Even a mountain can't stop it, you know it?
Really
Don't you tickle him
Destiny? It only happens in the movies
Can you say something nice for a change?
There is nothing in my mind
A move from you and I know what you are up to
I don't bother with you
I am going to take a shower
You potty mouth
Oh yes, Sister
A registered for Tin came this morning
I think it is from Yu Gau
You wait till now to take it out?
I have forgotten about it
Let me see...
Don't! Give it back...
Somethings not right
They are still in correspondence?
So it is not over between them?
My back hurts again
Shui, help me with the mopping
Let me help you, Mrs Ming
No, thanks, Yuk
You have already helped me with the dishes
It is all right... Then thank you indeed
You let her
Give the letter to Tin I will
Thank you
My pleasure, you take a break
Letter, Brother Tin, from Yu Gau
Brother Tin Why you have to do it?
It is done
I don't know why I keep the letters
Yu Gau's letters to you
You have not opened one?
Since I don't mean to write back
Every story should have an ending
But the ending may not be to your liking
But you are the one writing the story
You can keep rewriting the ending Until you are satisfied with it
But isn't this ending a good one?
Actually it is the best possible
You think this is a TV series?
What about a drinking game?
Here we go
Sure, let me start first All right
Miss Li, have a cup of tea
Thank you You are welcome
Master Ho has gone to restock his medicine chest
I think he will be back very soon
It must be the traffic jam
Hong Kong has too many cars
That day I went to Central from Causeway
And I was stuck in the road for an hour
It was not that bad
I once was stuck for four hours
The bell is ringing over my place
Let me answer the door first
You make yourself at home
I am sorry It is all right
Shui...
Where is Shui?
He is not back, where has he gone?
Your grandson is a grownup
He has limbs
Who knows where he has gone to?
Then when will he be back?
You ask me? Then whom should I ask?
You can call his pager
You don't have his pager number?
It is not that urgent
I just want to ask him about his certificate of no criminal conviction
What certificate of no criminal conviction?
He is emigrating
He has not told you about it?
But he is right to do so
Or his rascal pa will get in the way
He should keep it secret
Only you can do such a thing
What?
You fanned their separation
Now you want to take his son from him as well?
You think it is easy?
The husband and father has to be a big rascal for it to work
How big a rascal is the man?
This lady here, you be a judge
See if there is a worse father in the world
His wife toiled for the family
But he went out to have flings
His son saw him with another woman in bed
He was hardly ten years old
However wrong he was
He raised his son up
But your daughter flew to America
She has not given him a glance
I have not seen a more heartless mother
If she really was heartless
She would have left with her son
Even if your daughter was in the right and Shui's pa in the wrong
He has been filled with regrets for 18 years
He has waited for your daughter for 18 years
He has paid his due
You are right, a man could wait for his wife for 18 years
He has paid his due
In this world, it is not easy to find another one like him
The fool who has waited for his wife for 18 years is me
You are not a fool, you are a rare breed
All these years, no one has said that I am a rare breed
Even my son calls me a fool
Thank you
Few women are as generous as you are
In the old days, I was just as jealous as other women
I fought with my husband all the time
If a man sees you as his wife when at home
If his heart is with his wife
Even if he has a fling or two
He should be forgiven
You really are an understanding person
This jade bangle
Isn't it pretty? Just 300 dollars
300 dollars is much too expensive
It is not real jade, 50 dollars at the most
What? It is a fake? Yes
I thought I got it cheap
You want to buy jade? Let me refer one seller to you
He is a friend of mine
He won't fleece you
Really? Yes
Then take me to him some other day
Then. . .why not now?
All right
Waiter, bill
Let me, it is on me
All right then, next time on me
It is so late, why aren't you in bed?
Why watching this dumb TV series
There is no choice
They are all dumb
Stop watching, it is so late
But someone is still not back
Your pa is not home yet?
He has just gone out
He seldom stays out so late
He is all dressed up, with a buoyant gait
He has poured several bottles of cologne on his body
Half a century old and still goes out for wild fun
No kidding?
Shui, Old Hen came here for a scene today
She said your mother is helping with your emigration
Yes, it is being processed
Being processed?
How heartless of you
My brother your father raised you up
And you leave just like that
So you only have money in your eyes
So what if I am here?
I should wait for him to come home or go out to get wild with him?
You tell me, actually l...
Spring breeze is kissing me on my cheek
It is late, why aren't you two in bed?
What are you watching?
Whatever, we aren't waiting for you
Return of the Condor Lovers?
It has been rerun many times
A classic should be watched again and again
You see how true is Yeung Guo to Little Dragon Girl?
He has waited for her for 16 years
He has not gone out for wild fun
He has not poured cologne on himself
He has not come home in the small hours
I beat him in this aspect
He has waited for Little Dragon Girl for 16 years?
I have waited 18 years
A man can wait for am woman for 18 years
You can't find another in the world
It sounds familiar
Whom has said it?
There are many adepts in the battlefield of love
The steal hearts with tricks
Your pa has turned into a song bird
What's he got high on?
Poison
You free now?
Come on, I have no patients now
Oh yes, Chinese Dr Zhivago is on
You said you want to see it
Of course I remember it
I remember every word you said
What about the 7:30 pm show?
I will pick you up at 6:30, bye
Why spoke so softly? Who was it?
Some former colleague I couldn't shake him off
We are siblings, just admit it
Miss Li?
If yes, be honest with it
One has no husband, the other no wife
There is nothing wrong in it
Nothing wrong
But I am half a century old...
So what? You still have to live
That Miss Li is quite nice
She is very easygoing
lam your elder sister
Of course I want you to have a family
Thank you
But I don't know what Shui will think
He is a grownup, he should understand
I hope so
Now what are we talking?
We are not on that stage yet
I don't know how it will turn out
Ying, I know what is in your mind
You are still undecided
You still can't let go of your wife
But you have waited for her for 18 years
If she had changed her mind
She would have come back to you
Right
And she is asking Shui to go over to be with her
See, man is selfish
We should put our interest first
Heaven strike down whoever doesn't put himself first
My word
If you said so Yes
You bear the consequence
All right
Rascal
You have no eyes? You almost killed me
I don't bother with you
What's wrong?
That rascal is wearing cologne
He is not crazy, he has got smart only
He has given up fighting with you
Somethings wrong with your pa
Honey, what's wrong with you?
You feel uneasy without getting into a fight?
You think I am sick? I care about him only
A man suddenly has a change of character
Either he has some terminal disease
Or he is out of his mind
And there is another possibility
He has a woman
Am I right? Shui
He has remained single for 18 years
Yeung Guo has waited for Little Dragon Girl for 16 only
Miss Coming
You think I am worried about him having a woman?
I am worried that he has no taker
If he is so lucky as to find one
Then he won't get in your mom's way
Right?
You need a good beating up?
What did you say?
I didn't mean you
I mean those waiters They just keep walking around
They just won't come over What are they doing?
You are right
So busy
Busy about what, really
We have been here for so long
We are given a glass of water
Right, indeed
Miss Coming
Forget it, let us wait
Where were we?
I said he won't get in your mom's way
If Mom wants to remarry
She can even if he is in the way
If Pa wants to get married
No one can get in his way
With that bumpkin look of his
He will have a taker?
Sir, what can I get you?
We are not free at the moment You go walk another round
Auntie Cutie Shui
Free samples?
Yes, I have saved these two for you
Really?
Pure silk, they are sold for hundreds of dollars
How pretty, look, with rhinestones
You try them on
All right Here?
All right
Have you seen it?
The Malaysian woman is back for revisit
Why didn't you keep an eye on them?
We shouldn't get in the way
I won't try them now
I have to go to the club
You take them to my room
All right...
Come on, the leg higher Let me feel it first
You be tender
Be tender...come on...don't twist around
Don't be so hard
Be tender, be good
Shui
They are pretty, look
They are samples
My son can get free samples from time to time
If you like them, come on, take them
They are for Auntie Cutie
Then no, thanks
My sister is easygoing
I get her another one some other time
You like them, just take them
Samples are unique
Then don't bother
I just mentioned it only
You want tea?
Get some for Auntie Ping
Thank you
Ping Ping
You leave the rabbit here for the time being
I will fix its leg
All right
Little rabbit...
Thank you
What?
It is hot
Are you scalded?
No...l am fine
How corny
Really, you know it is scalding hot
Why didn't you pour some cold water in?
You are always so careless
It was not his fault
Oh yes, I have an appointment with the hairdresser
Don't forget, be punctual
You can't be late for the ball
I will be there to pick you up on time
Bye Bye Bye bye
The spring breeze is kissing...Shui
Go to the dry cleaner and get my suit back
I don't have the time
Oh no...l am pressed for time too
I have to shave and wash my hair
And manicure
Shave your arm pits
I have no hair there
The spring breeze is kissing me...
Son, where is my suit? In your room
Thank you
Going all horny at his age
I really can't stand him
What? You are jealous?
Of him? You kidding?
Shui What?
This is my suit?
No? No?
All right
You didn't look carefully?
All suits look the same
The dry cleaner is closed? Long closed
How can I go out in this?
Let me iron another one for you
Sister, there is no time for it
What a dude
A little reprimand and he played this trick on his pa
Right, I have too much time on hand
I like to play pranks on others
Because I had no mom to bring me up
How dare you... What?
You cut it out
Uncle
You are in a hurry, just go
To a ball like this?
It looks good, you look young
Like a big rabbit
Really? Yes
You said it
Yes, very young looking, just go...
You tell me, what's the point staying here
What's the point?
Hit me?
That line used to shut him up
Now he tried to hit me instead
He has grown, he wants independence
How dare you! You cripple can still poop?
You want a good beating? Rascal
See if you dare to poop again
I will teach you a lesson
I will kill you
Shui
Let him
Brother Shui, how come it is you?
You almost scared me to death
I...scared you to death?
You almost scared me to death
I am sorry
It is all right, but no next time
What are you doing here?
This afternoon I went to the washroom I broke the...
I am not asking you about this afternoon
I mean why you didn't turn on the light but used a flash instead?
What were you up to? Scared me to death?
No, I came back to fix it
I wanted to save on electricity So I didn't turn on the light
I know no other like you
Brother Shui, what are you doing here?
For somersaulting
Somersaulting?
Count me out, I can't do it
You want barbecued pork rice?
Barbecued pork rice
But there is only one spoon
Where is the key? I can find another spoon
Where is my key?
Where have I put my key?
All right...just calm down, all right?
Control yourself, all right?
You all right?
What do you want now?
You usually will eat all the barbecued pork
And leave me the rice
Something is wrong?
This is the first time you used your head
lam fine
I just had a fight with my pa
Over what?
Nothing, I don't want to talk about it
It was over that woman
She is a wicked woman?
I told you I don't want to talk about it
You really are...nosy, just don't ask
She is not wicked, but...
Anyway, just not that good
Brother Shui, now you find everything grating?
I told you not to ask But you just keep on asking
I told you I don't want to talk about it
It is not grating
I just don't feel easy
Right
When my dad fell in love with another woman
I found everything grating
But, actually it is foolish for you to do so
You will give the woman a chance to wedge in
How many times I have to tell you?
I said I don't want to talk about it
But you just keep asking
You really are talkative
But if I really do it this way
I really will give the bad woman a chance to wedge in
That's right
So you have to be particularly good to your pa
I said I don't want to talk about it
You heard me or not?
But you are right
Big Bro, what is it?
Little Bro, you almost did me in
Big Bro, what was it?
You gave me the wrong suit, Little Bro
Really? It was a mix-up
Big Bro, I am sorry
Next time look carefully
The suit almost ruined my family Little Bro, really
So serious? Big Bro
Cut it out and get me the suit, come on
Why don't we swear as blood brothers?
Little Bro, what do you think?
Sure...when? Big Bro
Five dollars... Excuse me...
Boss, how much for this fish?
Boss, this fish 10 dollars
What about this? 4 dollars
4 dollars? What about 3 dollars?
It is a fair price, little brother
Come on, 3 dollars
No...l can't Then forget it
Auntie, 20 cents, all right?
No haggling 20 cents
2 dollars 20 cents, no haggling
20 cents. . . a deal
All right A bit more
Hurry UP
Good stuff
What good stuff?
Rabbit meat, 3.5 dollars a tael
2.5 dollars It is rabbit meat
I don't care, 2.5 dollars
It can't be done, 3 dollars
Deal
Take this Hold it
Madam, with this new dressing
You will get well
Oh yes, stick to your special diet
Here's your Pa)!
Thank you. . Jake care
Son, let us go
Take care
Bid Master Ho goodbye
BYE bye Bye bye your foot
How naughty
Kids are like that, bye bye
Come on...
Bye bye...
What?
What is there inside? It moves?
You stole his rabbit?
How naughty of you
Mrs Ming
Dinner ready? Almost
Come, greens and pork slice soup
Try Shui's cooking, have some soup first
Shui is cooking? Is it edible?
He has turned my kitchen into a battlefield
Something is not right
The father and son have been weird lately
Let me take the dishes out
Let me see what they are up to
What are you doing here?
Oh no
It has jumped down from the building?
I don't think so, it has a broken leg
You are looking for the rabbit? Yes
I have just seen it somewhere
Where?
Why don't you look for it in your room?
That rabbit likes to poop on Shui's bed
I have looked everywhere except the living room
Come help me All right
Come on...see if it is over there
Hi, guys, please look over here, thank you
Try my red braised rabbit meat
Looking for something?
So it was you
Yes, it is me
What now? You crazy?
You rascal What?
You are human or not?
What are you talking about?
The rabbit was so cute so lovely
It just pooped on your bed
And you red-braised it?
When you were small
You pooped and peed on my bed countless times
I have not red-braised you
I killed your rabbit?
You won' t admit it?
You did it to spite me
Yes, I killed it, so what?
I will kill the fox too
Not just red-braised, stirred fried, stew and deep fried as well
You are out of your mind
Ping Ping
You all right?
I am fine
I feel nauseating and a bit dizzy
Then sit down first
Let me get you a cup of tea
Fox crying over the rabbit
What?
What? Ho Ying Biu
You hit me? I go
Hit me?